Verbatim(or: I think I just threw up a little)
July 12th, 2006I heard this evangelist promoting her latest series about how to get God’s favor. She smiled as she described how you don’t need everyone to like you, just the *right* person to like you..and that God will influence people who will in turn go out of their way to bless you, and they won’t even know why they’re doing it. The gist of the whole series seemed to be that basically, if you make God happy, people will give you stuff that you want.
And I quote:
The favor of God can cause you to get that front row parking space at the mall!Thanks, Kate McVeigh..I can hardly wait to cash in on .. divine favor.